Donut Shop Owners Get Health Department Doctor Canned

Updated Aug 19, 2009

Yep, it’s blasphemy for a doctor working for the Bay County Health Department tell people they shouldn’t be stuffing their faces with Dunkin’ Doughnuts. They canned him for it.

Because them doughnut people are powerful and rich. They make up the southeastern corner of the all-American pantheon, the gods of 8 cylinder, tooth-rotting greed, taking over for Enron.

Anyway, the best account of the story is told over at Food Porn. Story of the Week, America Dies on Dunkin’

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